Public Notice: The Church of Scientology has officially adopted a Flat Earth cosmology after finding lost tech written by the Founder. Scientologists have never believed in the lies of science and now […]
Scientology Adopts the Flat Earth Cosmology
New Scientology Tower Looms Above Hollywood!
“Due to the enormous popularity of Scientology’s ‘Big Blue’ complex in Hollywood, COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige has ordered the addition of 24 extra stories to the landmark edifice,” announced spokesman Ken […]
Butthurt & Enturbulated in Scientology
Scientology spokesman & cyber-fascist Marty Rathbun is butthurt & enturbulated. He is fuming mad that you SP’s have freedom of speech! How dare you! How dare you SP’s and your so-called books, […]
Scientology Media Productions new show “The Troika” smashes all Scientology broadcasting records!
Scientology Media Productions’ new show The Troika breaks all Scientology broadcasting records by averaging 1200 views per episode. “With an investment of $100,000,000 in SMP’s facilities, the 22 episodes of The Troika […]
Kathy Griffin Advises Scientology on Fair Game; Fails.
A simulacrum of the bloody severed head of President Trump was Kathy Griffin’s proposed example of what Scientology FAIR GAME should look like in 2017. Needless to say, Griffin’s visual did not […]
David Miscavige and Lee Baca: The new faces of Criminon
David Miscavige and Lee Baca: The new faces of Criminon, Scientology’s criminal rehabilitation program. Donate today for a better tomorrow.
The Church of Scientology is Fabulous and Huge!
“The global demand for Scientology is huge, just incredibly huge,” exclaimed Scientology Media Czar Ken Delusion. “Folks, Scientology is fabulous, just fabulous. We are a winning Church with beautiful people.” “Let me […]
RTC Secret Galactic Interplanetary Memorandum
COB RTC David Miscavige — whose real galactic identity is Emperor Revoltingdrool of the Helotrobus Confederation — had promised the Marcabs a choice 1.4 acre site in Downtown Clearwater as a landing […]
David Miscavige Reacts to the Clearwater Marine Aquarium’s Refusal to sell Scientology the 1.4 Acre Parcel
Wog Lawyers
COB learns the hard way that wog lawyers only love him so long as the checks keep rolling in:
OTVIIIisGrrr8! 