Logging Into Disqus to Read Tony Ortega’s Underground Bunker
Can You Be a Scientologist and a Pentecostal Snake Handler?
Can you be a Scientologist and a Pentecostal snake-handler? The answer is a definite “yes” according to Scientology leader Captain David Miscavige. “We in Scientology welcome Pentecostal snake-handlers and members of all […]
Narconon’s New 12 Step Program Announced by Pope David Miscavige
“Scientology religious leader COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige signed into ecclesiastical law his newly-conceived and simplified 12 step program for Scientology’s Narconon drug treatment centers: 1. Collect $35,000 per drug addict entering […]
NASA Rover Ticketed and Towed on Mars
Mars Traffic Control Police Chief Paul Horner ordered NASA’s Mars Rover Perseverance ticketed and towed. “Perseverance was parked and taking photos of the mountains. However, the rover was blocking the entrance to […]
Hollywood Tourists Confuse Scientology Event for a Game Show
Scientology leader Mr. David Miscavige was ecstatic: He had packed the Kodak Theater in Hollywood with a standing room only crowd. This had never happened before. Mr. Miscavige was delighted that the […]
Scientology Ethics Officers to Resume Brutal Sec Checks
“Now that the world is reopening,” said COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige, “I have ordered Scientology Ethics Officers to begin ordering Scientologists in for brutal sec checks that last hundreds of hours […]
Bull-Shito: The Scientology Martial Art!
Blinded with injured optic nerves, and lame with physical injuries to hip and back, at the end of World War II, I faced an almost non-existent future … I was abandoned by […]
Scientology Purchases Ernest Angley’s 747 for Use in Delivering OT9 & OT10
At the age of 99, Christian televangelist Ernest Angley dropped his body on May 7, 2021. “Pastor Angley left behind his beloved 747SP, a special long haul spaceplane which boasts an unrefueled […]
Hat Write Up for the Daily Care & Feeding of Scientology Leader David Miscavige
1. COB’s joy in life is his daily go cart ride at 3:00 PM. Please ensure that COB’s go cart has been oiled, lubed, white gloved, sanitized, and fueled properly. Nothing is […]
General Ernesto Ruiz of the National Police is Displeased with Captain Miscavige
General Ernesto Ruiz of the National Police was exceedingly displeased with the small and paltry gift from the IAS. “$10 million dollars from Captain Miscavige? That’s all? This pig snout of a […]
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