Time once again for one of our favorite features: Ask COB Anything! We in RTC are engaging in this unusual solution in order to out create the 500,000+ views (and climbing) YT […]
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COB RTC David Miscavige names Tom Cruise “World’s First Clear!”
Vowing to “never let a woman keep us apart again” COB RTC David Miscavige reunited with his best friend this evening during the IAS ceremony at East Grinstead, Sussex. And as if […]
Violent and Abusive Scientology Juvenile Delinquent Sent from US to Africa
Scientology Africa Problem Child Organization (SAPCO) has, once again, preserved sanity and peace in America by placing a particularly vicious and insane American juvenile delinquent with an OT family in Johannesburg. “D” […]
Scientology Africa Handling “Problem Children” For Wealthy Scientology Parishioners
Are you a wealthy Scientology parishioner in good standing with the Church? Do you have a problem child or children? If so, then the Scientology Africa Problem Child Organization (SAPCO) stands ready […]
IAS Donations Give 47x More Case Gain Than Auditing!
RTC Commander Svetlana Yuriev of the IAS Upgraded Patrons Yabbering Organization United R6’ers (IAS UP YOURS) today reminded all Scientologists of the single most vital planetary-changing datum: “IAS Donations give 47x more […]
Narconon Declared a Suppressive Activity and Group!
Social Betterment Dictator Mr. Igor Bludoggian today declared Narconon a suppressive activity and group. “The disgusting and filthy group of Psych-infested wholetrack criminals known as Narconon has brought the Church of Scientology […]
OT Prosperity Convention — Change of Venue Announced
Church of Scientology spokesperson Karin Pouw today announced that the OT Prosperity Convention has been moved. “Originally scheduled at the Best Western, the event has been moved to the Denny’s on Sunset […]
David Miscavige? Who? We Have No Record of Such a Person!
Having purchased citizenships in Malta, Antigua, Barbuda, St. Kitts, and a few other countries, David Miscavige proceeded to legally change his name in these countries. David Miscavige then purchased citizenship in twelve […]
COB RTC David Miscavige Amazingly Handles ALL PROBLEMS at PAC Base!
International Ideal Org Dictator Alice Wu today announced wonderfully positive changes at PAC Base in Los Angeles. “COB severed heads of guilty parties who allowed giant statcrash! Four CO’s heads rolled! “No […]
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