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Scientology Volunteer Ministers Handbook: Rule #3
It has been found that touch assists do not work at the scene of mob hits. Moreover, it is Out PR for the Scientology Volunteer Minister to be seen or photographed at […]
Church of Scientology: The Future in 2018
Scientology 2018: David Miscavige almost succeeded in his diabolical mission to deprive humanity of Scientology. Miscavige and his criminal cohorts in OSA were only stopped by Sea Org member and OTVIII Mr. […]
Scientology Bridge for Sale!
Attention Scientologists! COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige has ordered an online flash sale for the next 2.5 hours only! 10% off when you prepay for OT IX – OT XV. Cash price […]
New Issue of Ecclesiastical Lawyer Monthly
Welcome to the Church of Scientology – New Member Greeting from David Miscavige
Welcome to the Church of Scientology. You have made a very wise decision to improve yourself through the use of Scientology’s highly effective spiritual technology. Scientology’s highly secret spiritual technology will allow […]
Reverend David Miscavige Voted “Best Religious Leader in the World”for 27th Consecutive Year!
“The World Holiness Ordained Religious Educators Society has unanimously voted the Reverend David Miscavige the “Best Religious Leader in the World” for the 27th consecutive year in a row,” declared Church of […]
Lisa Marie Presley Disrepects Fleet Admiral David Miscavige!
…Tony Ortega reported that ex-Scientologist Lisa Marie Presley, the daughter of Elvis Presley and former wife of late pop legend Michael Jackson, has been plotting to covertly undermine the leadership of the […]
Scientology, the Coming Pole Shift, and You!
Data collected by experts at the Scientology University of Science conclusively proves that the Earth’s poles will shift within the next 6-8 weeks. When the pole shift occurs virtually all life on […]
Church of Scientology Seeks Disaster Status from FEMA
“The Church of Scientology has recently been pummeled by unparalleled mudslides of entheta — and even more serious mudslides are expected in the next fifteen days,” declared CSI Disaster Management Director Ms. […]
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