David Miscavige wishing you a Sassy Christmas!
Kirstie Alley’s Scientology OT Charm School Now in Session
Kirstie Alley, Scientology New OT VII feels compelled to slug people in the vagina or the nuts to shame them. These are effective solutions for life Kirstie gained after donating millions of […]
New Scientology device treats body thetans in the feet!
New Scientology device treats body thetans in the feet. *POW!* Foot problems vanish! Unfortunately, we in Scientology still don’t have a device to treat our own footbullets…
Scientology Policy Directive: Policy on Missing Persons
Scientology Policy Directive Policy on Missing Persons It is a technical fact that a thetan, as himself, can never be missing. However, due to implants and amnesia on the wholetrack, a thetan […]
Church of Scientology: We Oppose Fake News!
“As the most ethical group on the planet, we in the Church of Scientology oppose fake news,” declared Church spokesman Ken Delusion. “Unlike the truths we speak in Scientology, fake news is […]
Emergency Order to all Scientologists from RTC!
This evening all Scientologists are ordered to report to their Orgs to watch COB’s epic 1993 “The War is Over” event. Failure to report for mandatory viewing will result in an SP […]
Church of Scientology: We Have Been the Victims of Fake News for Decades!
“We in the Church of Scientology have been the victims of fake news for decades!” proclaimed Church spokesman Ken Delusion. “These fake news stories about Scientology have been spread by the unholy […]
Scientology’s Open Letter to President-Elect Trump
November 21, 2016 Religious Technology Center David Miscavige UPS Store, PO Box 12 San Jacinto, CA President-Elect Donald Trump Trump Tower New York, NY Dear Mr. President-Elect Trump, As a fellow global […]
This is why we in Scientology do not trust all the Dr. Sickos in Psychiatry!
David Miscavige Declares Scientology Global Emergency!
The American Brahmans of SP’s: Lawrence Wright and Alex Gibney were just spotted together outside of Scientology’s Washington DC National Affairs Office! We in RTC looked on our giant wall map of […]
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