Are you a wealthy Scientology parishioner in good standing with the Church? Do you have a problem child or children? If so, then the Scientology Africa Problem Child Organization (SAPCO) stands ready […]
RTC Commander Svetlana Yuriev of the IAS Upgraded Patrons Yabbering Organization United R6’ers (IAS UP YOURS) today reminded all Scientologists of the single most vital planetary-changing datum: “IAS Donations give 47x more […]
Social Betterment Dictator Mr. Igor Bludoggian today declared Narconon a suppressive activity and group. “The disgusting and filthy group of Psych-infested wholetrack criminals known as Narconon has brought the Church of Scientology […]
Church of Scientology spokesperson Karin Pouw today announced that the OT Prosperity Convention has been moved. “Originally scheduled at the Best Western, the event has been moved to the Denny’s on Sunset […]
Having purchased citizenships in Malta, Antigua, Barbuda, St. Kitts, and a few other countries, David Miscavige proceeded to legally change his name in these countries. David Miscavige then purchased citizenship in twelve […]
International Ideal Org Dictator Alice Wu today announced wonderfully positive changes at PAC Base in Los Angeles. “COB severed heads of guilty parties who allowed giant statcrash! Four CO’s heads rolled! “No […]
Due to the BILLIONS of people clamoring for more Scientology events, the Church of Scientology will increase its number of annual events, this according to Church spokesman Ken Delusion. “The Church presently […]
“The Church of Scientology is now offering full 100% refunds on any training, auditing, books, courses, and all donations for anything that Scientologists were not happy with in any way,” announced Church […]
“The Church of Scientology will commence whaling operations next week,” Church spokesman Ken Delusion announced during a press conference at Scientology Media Productions in Burbank. “While we in the Church of Scientology […]
Scientology OT Juliette Lewis today used Psych-funded media to attack Psych-funded media. Speaking to The Daily Beast, a publication wholly owned and controlled by the Psychs, Juliette Lewis revealed what actually happened […]
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