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Scientology Leader David Miscavige: Wild Card Last Minute Nominee for US Supreme Court!

“Scientology leader Generalissimo David Miscavige has placed his name before the US Senate as a wild-card-last-minute nominee to be next Justice to the Supreme Court,” said Scientology VP of Public Affairs Mr. Dag Diego.

“We in Scientology have collected an incredible amount of, ahh, certain… highly revealing information… on every US Senator.

“It would be very unfortunate if there was a massive release of this information online before Mr. Miscavige was voted on to be the next Supreme Court Justice.

“Just sayin’.”