It was midnight at the Tritium Kitty Kat, an old bar on the outskirts of Roswell, New Mexico. A thunderstorm was rolling across the wide open desert. One agent cane in through […]
The Tritium Kitty Kat
Church of Scientology Suffers a Panic Attack!
Church of Scientology Suffers a Panic Attack. Rushed to the Emergency Room. Prognosis not good.
The Naked Facts of Suppression
An Essay and Call to Action by Comrade Dr. Frank Wonderman With what are the declared SP’s connected? They are connected, first of all, to their own unhandled ARC break over Chairman […]
The “Church” of Scientology needs Ethical Lawyers with Impeccable Credentials
The Church of Scientology Asks: Can We Ever Be Friends?
We in RTC are ordering all Scientologists to buy at least 50 copies of this special new Book & Cassette package in time for the holidays! These vital new materials are guaranteed […]
David Miscavige, Pope of Scientology = POS
All heads of state have acronyms: * The Secret Service acronym for the President of the United States is POTUS. * The Church of Scientology acronym for the Pope of Scientology is […]
You Can Now Go Clear at Flag with Complete Certainty!
Thanks to the miracles wrought by COB RTC David Miscavige in GAT II, people can now go Clear at Flag with complete certainty. This was not possible in the past and that […]
Church of Scientology Armies Launch Surprise Attack on Clearwater!
At 0800 hours today, Church of Scientology armies stormed out of the Flag Ecclesiastical Pavilion and the Super Power Building whereupon they unleashed a massive surprise ground attack upon the City of […]
Wogs, SP’s, and Scientology Haters: You are NOT WELCOME Inside COB’s Ecclesiastical Pavilion!
We in RTC wish to make it clear that wogs, SP’s, and Scientology haters are NOT WELCOME inside COB’s new Ecclesiastical Pavilion at Flag Land Base. Only the beautiful people, only true […]
Scientology and Post Apocalyptic SP’s!
During his inspection tour today to find out why Flag Land Base failed to launch Super Power and GAT II, COB RTC David Miscavige pointed out that having the Tech housed safely […]
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