Fed up with theetie-wheetie dilettante pantywaist Sea Org members who can’t take the stern religious correction of kicking, hitting, punching, choking, being thrown to the ground, or having their heads smashed into […]
Black Friday: The Reactive Mind at Work
Their Reactive Minds buzzing and hopped up on psych drugs, the filthy and unwashed wog masses stampeded into retail stores on Black Friday in a frenzied search for useless MEST: Over ten […]
The Church of Scientology Awards Sheriff Lee Baca a Major Award
Today, we in the Church of Scientology bestowed our highest award upon Los Angeles County Sheriff Lee Baca, this for his having handed out copies of The Way to Happiness in Inglewood, […]
President Obama Orders Scientology Sec Checks for CIA and US Military Leaders
Given the recent controversy with high-ranking generals going “out 2D” — which in wog language means having sexual relations outside of marriage — President Obama today signed a multimillion dollar contract authorizing […]
Announcing the Golden Age of Fortified Subterranean Ideal Orgs!
We in the RTC do not want mass panic to ensue when the facts are leaked by some deep-cover Psych spy within SMERSH. Accordingly, we wish to announce that the Church of […]
Scientology: No Refunds for SP’s!
Each year, tens and hundreds of millions of people join the Church of Scientology and are 100% completely satisfied and so will remain Church members for the trillions of eons of years […]
Scientologists Re-Elect President Obama
It is just as we in RTC wrote yesterday: 92,000,000 US Scientologists– acting under the direct orders of Fleet Admiral David Miscavige – voted to reelect President Obama, this based on his […]
Church of Scientology “Swing Vote” to Decide US Presidential Election
The Church of Scientology has 92,870,446 US members, thus making Scientologists the largest and most powerful voting bloc in America. And so, with the US Presidential election at a virtual tie, those […]
SMERSH Attacks Scientology’s Int Base!
The Office of Special Affairs Science Division (OSA SD) caught SMERSH aircraft in the act of attacking Scientology’s Int Base yesterday. A powerful OSA SD telescopic surveillance photo shows chemical contrails of […]