“The Church of Scientology’s financial impact accounts for 20% of all jobs in America,” Church spokesman Ken Delusion declared today by telex from the ship. “For example, our Ideal Org gas stations […]
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IAS Donations Give 47x More Case Gain Than Auditing!
RTC Commander Svetlana Yuriev of the IAS Upgraded Patrons Yabbering Organization United R6’ers (IAS UP YOURS) today reminded all Scientologists of the single most vital planetary-changing datum: “IAS Donations give 47x more […]
COB RTC David Miscavige Amazingly Handles ALL PROBLEMS at PAC Base!
International Ideal Org Dictator Alice Wu today announced wonderfully positive changes at PAC Base in Los Angeles. “COB severed heads of guilty parties who allowed giant statcrash! Four CO’s heads rolled! “No […]
COB Fires Off the New Fundraising Police!
We in RTC are pleased to present another inspirational talk and call to action by Comrade Dr. Frank Wonderman. Здравствуйте! My fellow Scientologists, we in COB’s newly created Fundraising Police have been […]
Not Sea Org Slaves Anymore!
Hello, We worked for David Miscavige and the Church of Scientology for many years. We signed billion year contracts but were given no benefits, no minimum wage, etc. If we got sick […]
Captain David Miscavige and the Sea Org in 2017
We in RTC dug up this jewel from the archives. Published on Sea Org Day in 1992, Captain David Miscavige gushed like a schoolgirl about how bright our future would be. Page […]
Church of Scientology Now Offering the Super Power Levitation Rundown
Way back on the wholetrack, levitation was something we could all routinely do. Levitation was in fact how the pyramids were built. But then something happened — and we all lost our […]
Church of Scientology: Clearing the Planet One Table at a Time
Reprinted below: A vintage 2006 Church of Scientology ad campaign recruiting waiters and other hospitality professionals for the Flag Land Base:
David Miscavige Declared God!
COB RTC David Miscavige tonight declared himself God. The new Civilization has begun. You will be contacted shortly by the Church of Scientology about your duties and obligations to God. In the […]
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