1. COB’s joy in life is his daily go cart ride at 3:00 PM. Please ensure that COB’s go cart has been oiled, lubed, white gloved, sanitized, and fueled properly. Nothing is […]
General Ernesto Ruiz of the National Police was exceedingly displeased with the small and paltry gift from the IAS. “$10 million dollars from Captain Miscavige? That’s all? This pig snout of a […]
“Big Pharma will spend $11.25 billion in advertising in 2021,” Scientology TV CEO Ken Delusion explained. “And given the massive statcrash we at Scientology TV have experienced since the day we first […]
We in RTC have identified Tom Cruise as the hidden SP who tried to run over L. Ron Hubbard with a freight locomotive on Venus. Tom Cruise is the hidden SP and […]
Who can forget Scientologist and actor Denice Duff’s star turn as Michelle Morgan in the 1994 classic Bloodlust: Subspecies III? Even as vampire-undead-zombie, Denice’s skin was radiant: And now Denice Duff is […]
“The Freewinds was steaming through the Suez Canal to deliver the OT levels to millions of Muslims in the Middle East clamoring for Scientology,” explained Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion. “The Muslim world […]
“White men who smoked cigarettes, embezzled money, and knew how to make women keep their big mouths shut and obey the rules is what made the Church of Scientology great in the […]
We in RTC note that Grant Cardone’s got a gun and looks quite unhinged and maniacal. Has his whole world come undone? What did his massive debt load do?
“The Perseverance rover was scouting the Marcabian between-lives implanting stations on Mars when it discovered a 75 million year old Scientology e-meter,” said NASA Rover Director Ken Delusion. “Follow the science,” Delusion […]
Chris Latvala, an eminently mediocre member of the Florida House of Representatives, has been awarded the Scientology Lap Dog of the Month for his spirited defense of Scientology. “We in Scientology were […]
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