March 11, 2014 RTC Reports Officer OSA INT Linda Hamel FSO MAA Freewinds MAA CC INT MAA CC INT HAS HCO Bridge Publications Inc. MAA Bridge Publications Inc. KNOWLEDGE REPORT Blake Silber, […]
Knowledge Report: Blake Silber, VP Bridge Publications
Captain David Miscavige Targets SINO’s!
SINO! The mere sound of this filthy word brings a sneer to Captain Miscavige’s face. “Scientologists In Name Only disgust me,” Captain Miscavige said. “These people pay lip service to the Church […]
The RTC E-Meter Police
The credit card reader on the new Ultra Mark VIII means that auditing has never been easier! Simply slide your card and voila! You’re in session! On a related note, the RTC […]
Everyone Must Redo the Student Hat!
After looking around at the existing scene, we in RTC decided that the stats will go up. Ergo, GAT II. What this means for Scientology parishioners is that they must redo the […]
Barrage Balloons Deployed Over Flag Land Base!
In the wake of last week’s unprecedented ambush helicopter raid of Flag Land Base by two bitter defrocked apostates hellbent on spying on the Church of Scientology, Fleet Admiral David Miscavige ordered […]
David Miscavige Declared God!
COB RTC David Miscavige tonight declared himself God. The new Civilization has begun. You will be contacted shortly by the Church of Scientology about your duties and obligations to God. In the […]
RTC RED ALERT: NO SOCIAL MEDIA ON SUPER POWER & GAT II
We in RTC have issued a Red Alert in this sector of the universe. SOCIAL MEDIA BLACKOUT DECLARED! NO SCIENTOLOGIST IS TO POST ANYTHING ABOUT SUPER POWER AND GAT II FOR THE […]
Launch of Super Power and GAT II to be World’s First “On the Cans Only” Event!
After months of extensive preparation, we in RTC can now announce that next week’s launch of Super Power and GAT II will be the world’s first “On the Cans Only” event. Each […]
Church of Scientology Armies Launch Surprise Attack on Clearwater!
At 0800 hours today, Church of Scientology armies stormed out of the Flag Ecclesiastical Pavilion and the Super Power Building whereupon they unleashed a massive surprise ground attack upon the City of […]
DAVID MISCAVIGE ORDERS: “#@&^* PICK UP THE PHONE WHEN WE CALL YOU FOR GAT II AND SUPER POWER!”
COB RTC David Miscavige is furious with Scientology parishioners for refusing to pick up their phones when Flag or their local Org calls them to confirm their attendance at the most important […]
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