The “David Miscavige for President in 2020” movement received additional impetus today from the millions of Detroiters who were honored that Mr. Miscavige opened a badly-needed Scientology Ideal Org in their community. […]
Unfairly persecuted and attacked for being greedy and soul-destroying cults that protect sexual predators and are led by insane and vicious leaders, the Church of Scientology and the Watchtower Bible & Tract […]
“Scientology leader Generalissimo David Miscavige has placed his name before the US Senate as a wild-card-last-minute nominee to be next Justice to the Supreme Court,” said Scientology VP of Public Affairs Mr. […]
Scientology Security Minister Mr. Dag Diego today confirmed that safety fences have been erected around all Scientology Orgs. “This has been done to protect Scientologists,” said Commander Diego. “Scientology can ill afford […]
“Allen Stanfield aka the shitposter ‘Alanzo’ has a very bad medical condition in which is head is permanently lodged up his ass,” said Dr. Shirley Dye of the Hollywood Religious Hospital. “Allen […]
Scientology OT VIII and IAS Premier Luminary Don Dissemination was in a cold sweat. He’d just robbed a bank at gunpoint and was fleeing the scene. As Don rounded the curve in […]
Scientology OT VIII and Premier Luminary Don Dissemination was in a cold sweat. He had just robbed a bank at gunpoint and was fleeing the scene. The admonition that “OT’s make it […]
Little Benjie Witt’s mother Bonnie — an OT III — walked into the living room to find Benjie on the floor “playing” with the television remote control. Benjie had turned the television […]
Generalissimo David Miscavige of the Scientology Imperial War Department has declared war on Colombia. “Generalissimo Miscavige was publicly humiliated by the Colombian people! And many have called his award a Medalla Falsa,” […]
“With a glut of empty Ideal Orgs splattered across the continents of Earth, we in Scientology are hemorrhaging cash paying for the upkeep on all of this square footage. Accordingly, Scientology will […]
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