“Measles are an implant Scientology can handle using New Era Dianetics,” said Scientology chiropractor Colonel Dr. Roberto Cadiz. “As a chiropractor, I see mock ups of so-called serious diseases all the time,” […]
Scientology & Measles
This Video is NOT FUNNY & Has Been Outlawed by We in the Church Scientology
Hubbard College of Administration in Los Angeles Unaffected by College Admission Scandal
The Hubbard College of Administration is the Harvard of Scientology. Hundreds of thousands of students clamor to be accepted here each year. We at the Hubbard College of Administration in Los Angeles […]
The Church of Scientology: We’re Hiring Angry & Aggressive Street Preachers!
As part of Scientology’s desperate and laughable Interfaith effort designed to fool wogs, we are working to reach Christian Evangelical Republicans. As such, we have ethics particle Joy Villa a CPAC […]
Michael Cohen to Enter the Very Crowded Scientology Rehab Center for Convicted Republicans
“The Scientology Rehab Center for convicted Republicans is overflowing these days,” declared Executive Director Ken Delusion. “We in Scientology are the only group that can rehabilitate these criminals. We are the experts […]
Robert Kraft’s Economy Hand Job Emporium
“The answer is money,” L. Ron Hubbard remarked. “And so the Scientologist needs to increase his necessity level and you know… a thetan can actually mock up money… can create money… can […]
Scientology Official Attacked; Clearwater PD To Investigate
“Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion claimed that while he was taking an evening walk by himself in Clearwater he was attacked by two psychiatrists who jumped him in an alley from behind a […]
Scientology’s Los Angeles Interfaith Coalition Hosts an Event
Scientology’s Ed Parkin droned on at length today to a group of equally dimwitted and boorish rented clergymen who were paid to listen. “Wog clergyman are easy to dupe,” chuckled Parkin. “If […]
The Intellectual Bandwidth of Scientologist Marisol Nichols
I pretty much live in jeans pic.twitter.com/qHWLZEaji2 — Marisol Nichols (@marisolnichols) February 13, 2019
The Great Global Flood Is Coming! Only the Scientology Ark Can Save You!
The forces of Psychiatric Suppression have conspired to create global warming. The oceans are rising and a great global flood will soon destroy everyone. Everyone that is except those aboard the Scientology […]
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