“If Jesus Christ were alive today he would be a Scientologist,” declared Scientology OT John Travolta. “I say this because a person can be a Scientologist and still practice their own religion.” […]
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Captain Miscavige Declares “60 Minutes” a Criminal SP Group
“Captain David Miscavige acted with swift ferocity in declaring the Psych-funded wog television show 60 Minutes a criminal SP group,” announced Comrade Dr. Frank Wonderman today at a special emergency plenary meeting […]
How Dare You Call COB “Captain Miscavige!”
From the November 20, 2103 deposition of Ensign Allan Cartwright, Director of Legal Affairs, Office of Special Affairs, in the case of Rathbun v. Miscavige et. al. ref: http://www.scribd.com/doc/195293309/Monique-Rathbun-v-Scientology-Motion-to-Reconsider#download We begin the […]
Wog Encirclement
Wog Encirclement An Essay and Call to Action by Comrade Dr. Frank Wonderman What are the facts which our Church of Scientology comrades have forgotten about, or which they simply have not […]
OT IX and OT X to be Released Soon!
“COB will soon release OT IX and OT X,” enthused Dr. Frank Wonderman, the Executive Director of OT Nirvana Services at Flag Land Base. “And by way of lifting the curtain on […]
The Church of Scientology Has Suffered Irreparable Damage!
“Although we in the Church of Scientology have the exact technology needed to handle anything in life,” declared OSA Director for Legal Affairs Mr. Frank Wonderman, “we nevertheless do not have, err, […]
Church of Scientology to Implant Members
“As part of GAT II, COB RTC David Miscavige has ordered all Church of Scientology parishioners to be implanted with a special RFID (NSA grade) chip that will track their movements and […]
The Golden Age of Magical Breakthroughs
“The Golden Age of Magical Breakthroughs is here!” enthused Church of Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion. And with those words, Delusion ushered in COB’s latest new technical revolution. “What the Golden Age of […]
Super Fighter Tom Cruise Saves the Church of Scientology from Psychiatry!
We in the Church of Scientology wish to clear up a misconception in the media: Tom’s Cruise’s main job is not acting; he only acts to pay the bills. No, Tom Cruise’s […]
Church of Scientology Armies Launch Surprise Attack on Clearwater!
At 0800 hours today, Church of Scientology armies stormed out of the Flag Ecclesiastical Pavilion and the Super Power Building whereupon they unleashed a massive surprise ground attack upon the City of […]
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