Scientology ecclesiastical leader David Miscavige today issued a special RTC proclamation awarding Grand Theft Auto 5 a rating of five stars. “GTA 5 is just monster, everything I’d hoped for and more,” […]
As reported by Psych Grand Master Tony Ortega, COB RTC David Miscavige has cancelledthe October 6 opening of the building formerly called Super Power. COB has also cancelled the the October 6 […]
Now it can be revealed: The real purpose of COB’s giant circus tent at Flag Land Base in Clearwater is to host COB’s Beauty Contest. Once crowned, the winner will immediately marry […]
Scientology leader David Miscavige stands accused in a Texas court of — among other things — harassing a woman by having shadowy and nebulous agents of the Church of Scientology mail a […]
COB RTC David Miscavige is a Prisoner of Conscience, a latter day Martin Luther King who is now on trial in Texas. Mr. Miscavige’s only “crime” is that he stood up and […]
We in RTC greet you in the name of David Miscavige the Beneficent and Merciful unto whom all praise is due. Peace be unto you. We come to you to let you […]
We in the Church of Scientology are often asked about the Reactive Mind. Because you wogs cannot read due to your lack of Scientology literacy and study tech, this video dramatically shows […]
“The Church of Scientology has done the impossible,” exclaimed Dr. Eldon Weiner of the Flag Land Base. “There was a very real chance that Al Qaeda was going to launch some kind […]
Church of Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion today announced that alleged domestic terrorist Devon Newman was never actually a member of the Church. “We looked everywhere,” Delusion stated, “And nowhere could we find […]
We in the Church of Scientology have just received data that Scientologist Devon Newman was arrested by the Las Vegas Police Department on charges of conspiracy to commit murder, conspiracy to commit […]
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