Weaphuckum & Howe LLP A Legal Corporation E. Stuart Mills, Esq. Senior Partner Dear Cult Applicant, Weaphuckum & Howe LLP specializes in helping Cults and Cult Members use all possible legal means […]
Denise Miscavige Success Story: Super Power Saved Me. Thank You COB.
IAS Patron Cannabis Sativius and OT Denise Miscavige is not just COB’s twin sister, she is the newest Super Power completion at Flag! As she writes in her Super Power success story, […]
Church of Scientology Public Warning to Kathy Griffin, Bunkerites, and other Jokers & Degraders
We in in the Church of Scientology are issuing a very public Christmas day warning to so-called comedian Kathy Griffin: Kathy, this must stop or else! http://youtu.be/D-O1BQfjs-4 We are also warning the […]
The Church of Scientology Asks: Can We Ever Be Friends?
We in RTC are ordering all Scientologists to buy at least 50 copies of this special new Book & Cassette package in time for the holidays! These vital new materials are guaranteed […]
No You May Not Have a Copy of Your SP Declare
We in RTC are often badgered by bitter defrocked apostates for actual paper copies of their goldenrod declares. This will never happen so don’t even ask. We in RTC know the cunning […]
Church of Scientology Leader Applauds Duck Dynasty’s Homphobia
“We in the Church of Scientology applaud the anti-gay attitudes of Duck Dynasty star Phil Robertson,” said Church spokesman Ken Delusion. “Indeed,” Delusion noted, “1.1’s, or homosexuals, are not allowed in the […]
Church of Scientology Facing Critical Situations in South Africa
“The Church of Scientology faces critical situations in South Africa,” Church spokesman Ken Delusion announced today at a news conference. “As a result of these these very critical situations,” Delusion commented, “”COB […]
Holy Roman Catholic Church Copies Church of Scientology!
“The Church of Scientology has a magnificent new Cathedral in Florida,” exclaimed Church spokesman Ken Delusion. “One of the more dramatic sculptures inside of our Cathedral,” Delusion noted, “depicts a translucent thetan […]
Church of Scientology Declared PTS to RTC
We in RTC have just declared the entire Church of Scientology PTS to RTC, this after the major statcrash in sales of the following: Basics GAT II services Ultra Mark VIII e-meters […]
David Miscavige, Pope of Scientology = POS
All heads of state have acronyms: * The Secret Service acronym for the President of the United States is POTUS. * The Church of Scientology acronym for the Pope of Scientology is […]
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