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Robert E. Lee Statue Taken Down; Replaced by Giant Bust of L. Ron Hubbard
After taking down the racist Civil War era monument of Robert E. Lee, a few Virginians were perplexed to awaken this morning and find it replaced by a giant bust of 1950’s […]
1954: L. Ron Hubbard Invents the Laser
L. Ron Hubbard. The Chromosphere Lectures, 1959: Back in the day, the Hubbard Association of Scientologists in Phoenix, we were selling light years by the box to cure cancer and whatnot. Stuff […]
Bull-Shito: The Scientology Martial Art!
Blinded with injured optic nerves, and lame with physical injuries to hip and back, at the end of World War II, I faced an almost non-existent future … I was abandoned by […]
Located and Handled: The Hidden SP Who Tried to Run Over L. Ron Hubbard With a Freight Locomotive on Venus!
We in RTC have identified Tom Cruise as the hidden SP who tried to run over L. Ron Hubbard with a freight locomotive on Venus. Tom Cruise is the hidden SP and […]
Scientology 1950’s Retro Chic: In Praise of White Men, Cigarettes, and Money!
“White men who smoked cigarettes, embezzled money, and knew how to make women keep their big mouths shut and obey the rules is what made the Church of Scientology great in the […]
Scientology Issues New Social Distancing Tech: “Be Six Feet Behind Your Head.”
In a technical departure from L. Ron Hubbard’s dictum ‘be three feet behind your head‘ we in the Church of Scientology have ordered all thetans be six feet behind their heads. This […]
Battlefield Earth: Scientology in Crisis
Dr. L. Ron Hubbard has returned to Earth from Target 2 to help guide Scientology organizations through their darkest hours. “By mere observation I have seen that David Miscavige has become worse […]
Flag Land Base Reports Highest Ever Auditing Boom — Every Auditing Room In Use!
“Now that Florida is open for business following the Psych-infested hysteria over some imaginary disease, the pent up demand for auditing has created a highest-ever boom in well done auditing hours,” said […]
The UN Hires Scientology Leader David Miscavige to Fix the Global Economic Crisis
“The UN has hired Mr. David Miscavige to solve the world’s economic disaster,” said Scientology spokesperson Ken Delusion. “Mr. Miscavige has outlined his seven point plan using LRH business technology to implement […]
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