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HowdyCon 2018 Declared an Illegal Criminal Assembly

Captain Ken Delusion, Inspector General of the Religious Technology Center today pronounced HowdyCon 2018 an illegal criminal assembly.

“All HowdyCon attendees are hereby declared 47XSP’s which is the new RTC standard of eternal damnation. Bunkerites may never receive Scientology services in any Org in any galaxy or universe.”

“The sole exception is the San Fernando Valley Ideal Org whose stats are so negative that to even walk by the Org makes any Scientologist feel deep disgust, fear, and loathing.”

“In happier news, Kirstie Alley has just been awarded the role of the Raptor Queen in the upcoming Jurassic Park sequel Blood in Miscavigalvania.”