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The Watchtower Bible & Scientology Society

Unfairly persecuted and attacked for being greedy and soul-destroying cults that protect sexual predators and are led by insane and vicious leaders, the Church of Scientology and the Watchtower Bible & Tract Society today merged to become the Watchtower Bible & Scientology Society.

“The goal of the WB&SS is to serve as the Herald of Ron’s Presence,” said Ken Delusion, a member of the new Governing Body. “We of the WB&SS also seek to destroy our enemies from off the face of the Earth.”

“As for the 144,000 chosen who will enter the Heavenly Org, we of the Governing Body have received a divine revelation that only WB&SS Archangel Patrons who have donated at least $10,000,000 will enter Heaven as members of the Elect OT Overseers.  Everyone else will receive the honor of serving the Elect.”

The Jehovah’s Witnesses are a Dangerous Cult!

We in the Church of Scientology are not a cult. We are a religion as proven by the highest authority: The IRS. Conversely, the Jehovah’s Witnesses are a cult as proven by the horrible things they do:

Additionally, the Jehovah’s Witnesses engage in an obscene practice called disfellowshipping:

These Jehovah’s Witnesses also threaten people who want to leave the organization: