It has come to our attention in RTC that The Freewinds has wrinkled hull plates. Fleet Admiral David Miscavige sharply has stated that these unsightly wrinkled hull plates make the ship look […]
The Freewinds is Wrinkled
Mr. Spencer
XXXV Mr. Spencer and Old Ned were talking next to the Beast. Suddenly there was a dull thud from inside the machine. Mr. Spencer looked at his watch. “2357 hours,” he noted […]
David Miscavige Meets His Fate!
XXXIV The light, its enormous warmth, and the roar of its thunderous applause beckoned David Miscavige come. With all of his might he propelled himself forward into the endless expanse of light […]
COB RTC David Miscavige is Missing! Part 8
XXXI As Rick Moxon was descending into Marine Corps Air Station Camp Pendleton, he called the secret emergency OSA number using his special cellphone. Moxon needed to inform OSA that Viper 1 […]
COB RTC David Miscavige is Missing! Part 7
XXX David Miscavige was nearing the light at the end of the tunnel when he heard a reassuring roar that sounded like applause. He thought back to all of his pleasure moments […]
COB RTC David Miscavige is Missing! Part 6
XXIII COB RTC David Miscavige awoke from a great dream about visiting North Korea where he was hailed as an international hero. He had an incredible headache. Knowing the cure, he pulled […]
COB RTC David Miscavige is Missing! Part 5
XXII Scientology attorney Rick Moxon and his cadre of PI’s took off from Hollywood Boulevard in RTC Viper 1, a specially equipped flying car used in the pursuit and apprehension of blown […]
COB RTC David Miscavige is Missing! Part 4
XVIII Outside the window the impatient Scientology PI’s inspected the dirt planter and found fresh footrprints. Kneeling to inspect them with his large magnifying glass, the lead PI exclaimed, “Elevator shoes. Bingo!” […]
COB RTC David Miscavige is Missing! Part 3
XVI The impatient Scientology Private Investigators were at their wits end: COB RTC David Miscavige had gone missing without a trace in a very dark bathroom inside of the Ideal Org in […]
Church of Scientology to Expand Ties With North Korea
Church of Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion announced today that the Church would expand its ties with North Korea. “Both the Church and North Korea share a similar philosophy of values and so […]
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