“The Church of Scientology will commence whaling operations next week,” Church spokesman Ken Delusion announced during a press conference at Scientology Media Productions in Burbank. “While we in the Church of Scientology […]
“Folks are just so doggone crazy about those “all you can eat” specials at wog restaurants,” observed Dr. Eldon Weiner, CO Marketing Development, Flag Land Base. “The Olive Garden offered its a […]
911: Hemet 911, what is your emergency? CoS: Oh my Gaaaaaaaaawd! COB! COB! He’s locked himself in his bedroom and he’s screaming and smashing everything! COB has clearly gone Type III! 911: […]
Captain Miscavige often dons his tuxedo and dines alone at night, this as proven by an actual photo: We in RTC are aware of a doctored “rogue photo” circulating online that tries […]
Mike Rinder is a bitter defrocked apostate who use to work for the Church of Scientology. We in RTC don’t know what Mr. Rinder did for the Church as we have nothing, […]
Taking a break from the whirlwind of legal challenges which he is heroically fending off, COB RTC David Miscavige recently conducted an inspection tour of Flag Land Base. During his inspection, COB […]
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