31 December 2014 From: COB RTC David Miscavige, G.E.D. To: Lionel Drinkwater @ Drinkwater Island Dear Mr. Drinkwater, I am in receipt of your letter requesting a copy of my passport in […]
Captain Miscavige Seeks Asylum on Drinkwater Island
Church of Scientology Hires North Korea to Handle Media and Internet Problems
“North Korea’s success in confronting and shattering a suppressive movie by Sony was extremely impressive,” declared Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion. “And that is why we in the Church of Scientology have hired […]
Church of Scientology to Fight Religious Bigotry at the Sundance Film Festival
“Nowhere is the face of religious bigotry uglier than at the Sundance Film Festival,” declared Church of Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion. “And that is why we in the Church of Scientology are […]
*Pow!* Anonymous Handled by Ruthie Heyerdahl
The classic February 2008 YT handling of Anonymous by Ruthie “I’m not a Scientologist but I would never attack anyone’s religion” Heyerdahl. We in OSA still show this video in our top […]
How to get a convinced Scientologist on the road to donating more to the IAS!
How to get a convinced Scientologist on the road to donating more to the IAS! Stable Datum: All members of the Church of Scientology have a button on self importance, particularly OT’s […]
Gimme A David Miscavige Special!
Guy walks into a bar and says, “Gimme a David Miscavige Special!” The bartender takes all of the guy’s money and beats him to a bloody pulp. ***** Guy walks into a […]
New Multipurpose IAS Status Trophy Announced
IAS Patron Immortalius Blovicon and pharmaceutical billionaire Dob Ruggin’s mansion was becoming overcrowded by his hundreds of IAS status trophies. “I was practically tripping over the darned things!” chuckled Dob at a […]
Church of Scientology Las Vegas Takes to the Streets!
The panicked call came into the Church of Scientology’s Office of Special Affairs: SP’s are meeting in Las Vegas to have fun! As we in RTC oppose fun, a short and precise […]
Church of Scientology Offers Effective PR Solutions to Bill Cosby
“We are the experts on Public Relations,” declared Church of Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion during his press conference at the Church’s Psychiatry: An Industry of Death museum in Hollywood. “Scientology’s approach to […]
Kevin’s Not Gay No More!
We in RTC were shocked to see what happens when decent R6 implant religions become the victims — as is the Church of Scientology — of criminal Joking & Degrading on the […]
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