“His Imperial Ecclesiastical Holiness David Miscavige today issued a royal decree declaring the Sundance Film Festival an evil Marcab-implanted danger zone,” announced Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion. “An ancient extraterrestrial race of evil […]
Captain Davis Jackinov, Commanding Officer of Flag Land Base, today accused PAC Base of using undercharged e-meters. “Just as the New England Patriots used under-inflated footballs to criminally win their Super Bowl […]
________________________________________________________ =================================================================== January 17, 2015: Church of Scientology attorney Gary Soter filed an emergency motion to prevent Scientology International Justice Chief Mike Ellis from attending a scheduled deposition in the Garcia lawsuit. […]
As reported today by Psych journalist Tony Ortega today, Church of Scientology International Justice Chief Mike Ellis weighs 315 pounds. Ellis has an earache, bronchitis, high blood pressure, and heart problems. The […]
The full-page ads failed miserably. Why? We in RTC conducted brutal all-night sec checks on OSA personnel and have obtained the following confession. We are making this confession public for all members […]
Speaking from deep within the Top Secret Scientology Galactic War Room in Trementina, New Mexico, Fleet Admiral David Miscavige today declared a Cosmic Emergency. “The menace posed to Scientology organizations by Alex […]
“A newly released study authoritatively concludes that the Church of Scientology’s seemingly endless problems are caused by fracking,” said Church spokesman Ken Delusion. “Funded by the Citizen’s Commission on Human Rights, this […]
Church of Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion told reporters today that “slovenly rogue elements” in the Church’s Office of Special Affairs were to blame for two pizza delivery agents being stiffed on the […]
The Principality of Drinkwater Island is issuing Diplomatic Credentials to global ecclesiastical and religious leaders. This free service is provided to help global ecclesiastical and religious leaders in their vital and planetary-changing […]
We in RTC have ordered the CSI Office of Special Affairs Legal and their wog attorneys to create a new CSI Services Contract for 2105. All IAS Parishioners in good standing must […]
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