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The Release of OTIX and OTX Announced!

By OTVIIIisGrrr8! on August 17, 2015 • ( 9 Comments )

“And now you know the rest of the story.” explained Church spokesman Ken Delusion. “Project Mouse Table was needed for COB to actually write down the numbers involved in OTIX and OTX, […]

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Church of Scientology Devalues IAS Trophies

By OTVIIIisGrrr8! on August 13, 2015 • ( 4 Comments )

“The IAS is gripped by a dual disaster,” exclaimed Church spokesman Ken Delusion. “First, there is a vast oversupply of IAS status trophies. Indeed, IAS warehouses are holding a projected twenty-five year […]

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RTC Surprise Inspection of the Complex

By OTVIIIisGrrr8! on August 3, 2015 • ( 5 Comments )

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The Dead Author’s Podcast: L. Ron Hubbard

By OTVIIIisGrrr8! on August 1, 2015 • ( 1 Comment )

Pure comedy gold. The Dead Authors Podcast — L Ron Hubbard — Part 1 The Dead Authors Podcast — L. Ron Hubbard — Part 2

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The Shroud of Tom Cruise: The Proof of OTIX and OTX is Here!

By OTVIIIisGrrr8! on July 31, 2015 • ( 8 Comments )

Artist: Daniel Edwards Cory Allen Contemporary Art “”There has never been a better time […]

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Top Gun II — Maverick Has a Secret!

By OTVIIIisGrrr8! on July 29, 2015 • ( 8 Comments )

In Top Gun II, Maverick has a secret: How does the aging OT jet jockey keep the flight surgeon from finding out he has a very bad case of hemorrhoids? And how […]

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Ethics Issue: Jenna and Bodhi Elfman

By OTVIIIisGrrr8! on July 20, 2015 • ( 26 Comments )

We in RTC are incensed by the profane and sexually explicit YouTube videos made by Bodhi and Jenna Elfman. Sexually explicit and vulgar talk in public is conduct unbecoming a Clear. Therefore, […]