“The gruesome photo says it all: New OT VII Rod Black of Los Angeles Model Ideal Org #129 was driving while solo auditing.” “He pulled it in, I mean, his being decapitated,” […]
Pope Hillary Declares Wiping Hard Drives a Protected Religious Sacrament
Taking her lead from the Church of Scientology, Pope Hillary Clinton of the First Church of Jesus Christ Socialist declared the wiping of hard drives to be a protected religious sacrament and […]
The Church of Scientology and Provable Bullshit
We in RTC wish to comment upon Church spokesman Karin Pouw’s reply to scurrilous allegations that Captain David Miscavige told two private investigators to not intervene and allow his father to die […]
Secret RTC Briefing: Evil Billionaire Funding Tony Ortega
SECRET RTC BRIEFING – DO NOT POST ON THE INTERNET We in RTC have learned that an evil billionaire is funding Tony Ortega and his new book The Unbreakable Miss Lovely. Although […]
Welcome to the Church of Scientology – Indoctrination for New Members
Welcome to the Church of Scientology. You have made a very wise decision to improve yourself through the use of our highly effective spiritual technology. An exciting spiritual adventure awaits. Our copyrighted […]
“Peace and Prosperity are Just Around the Corner For We in the Church of Scientology”
“Peace and prosperity are just around the corner for we in the Church of Scientology,” said Chairman David Miscavige. “The forces of global psychiatric suppression are collapsing under the withering onslaught of […]
Captain Miscavige Turns 55, Has Chinese in Hemet
David Miscavige turned 55 today and had dinner at the China Palace in Hemet with WDC Chairman and his new vice-communicator Holotta Delusion, wife of Church spokesman Ken Delusion. When presented with […]
Scientologists Ordered to Write “David Miscavige Testimonials” to send Louis Theroux!
Notorious wog documentarian Louis Theroux seems to have been favorably impressed by the rather large binder of testimonials praising Fleet Admiral David Miscavige we sent him. We say this as Theroux tweeted […]
Church of Scientology to Build Religious Chemical Factory #1 in Hollywood
“Styrene, benzine, toluene, freon, acetone, MMA, MEK, exene, cyclopentane and other chemicals are vitally needed in large quantities if we in the Church of Scientology are to practice our religion properly,” declared […]
Freedom Magazine Special Report on COB RTC David Miscavige.
Confidential: Draft of Freedom Magazine press release — Show only to parishioners in closed-door bonded briefings at Orgs. Bond is $150,000 on this one! We in RTC have learned that a police […]
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