We in RTC, once again, take umbrage at the disparagement, the so-called humor, being directed at the Church of Scientology from the suppressive internet. This latest Joker & Degrader thinks it’s all […]
The Hidden SP on COB’s Lines Found
“A recent OSA investigation has determined that Lee Baca, the former Sheriff of Los Angeles County, was the hidden SP on COB’s lines,” Church spokesman Ken Delusion solemnly announced to local newspaper […]
Trotskyite Wreckers and Internetistas Are Responsible for Attacks Upon the Church of Scientology
“Trotskyite wreckers, Internetistas, and other double dealers have been found to be the SP’s responsible for derailing COB’s most recent five year plan,” Comrade Frankovich Wondermanski somberly declared at the recent 37th […]
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OT IX and OT X to be Released Soon!
“COB will soon release OT IX and OT X,” enthused Dr. Frank Wonderman, the Executive Director of OT Nirvana Services at Flag Land Base. “And by way of lifting the curtain on […]
The Church of Scientology Has Suffered Irreparable Damage!
“Although we in the Church of Scientology have the exact technology needed to handle anything in life,” declared OSA Director for Legal Affairs Mr. Frank Wonderman, “we nevertheless do not have, err, […]
Captain Miscavige Dined Alone that Night
Captain Miscavige often dons his tuxedo and dines alone at night, this as proven by an actual photo: We in RTC are aware of a doctored “rogue photo” circulating online that tries […]
Captain David Miscavige Cancels Sea Org Reunion
“Captain David Miscavige cancelled the Sea Org Reunion that was planned for next week’s grand opening of the Ideal Pacifica Sea Org base and the new Hollywood Test Center,” announced Church spokesman […]
Church of Scientology to Implant Members
“As part of GAT II, COB RTC David Miscavige has ordered all Church of Scientology parishioners to be implanted with a special RFID (NSA grade) chip that will track their movements and […]
Office of Special Affairs Targets Orange County, California
Acting upon secret orders from Captain David Miscavige, shock squads from the Church of Scientology’s Office of Special Affairs moved quickly under the cover of darkness. OSA agents fanned out across South […]
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