At the request of Jimmy3 on the Underground Bunker, we in RTC are making COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige available to answer all of your questions. Please ask Mr. Miscavige anything.
Dave’s Org now open in Clearwater!
Following a surprise tech inspection of Flag Service Organization, we in RTC have cancelled all FSO certs. We have additionally bypassed the negligent criminal management in CSI and have accordingly revoked all […]
Trouble in the San Fernando Valley
Ensign Dick Duckley of the Sea Org didn’t need the Scientology Justice Manual to tell him there was a serious flap in the San Fernando Valley. Indeed, Duckley had been fired on […]
Church of Scientology’s Master Plan for Clearwater, Florida
“We in the Church of Scientology are pleased to announce our sweeping and fully embracive new master plan to transform Clearwater, Florida,” declared Church spokesman Ken Delusion. “When the Church of Scientology […]
J. Swift Does Not Own a Range Rover!
We in RTC have discovered, and rather belatedly so, that the following piece was written by a so-called “guest columnist” named J. Swift. We deeply resent this and have sent this person […]
Emergency: The Way to Happiness Needed to Bring Peace to Iraq!
“As Iraq implodes, it is vital that hundreds of millions of copies of The Way to Happiness be rushed to this global hotspot immediately,” declared Dr. Eldon Weiner, Commanding Officer of Enforced […]
My Scientology Super Power Wins!
Hello my name is Marshall and I wanted to tell you about my wins on Super Power. I twinned with Grant Cardone and he is really POW! Grant is soooo OT that […]
Stop Holding Out on Captain Miscavige!
“With all of the attacks on the Church of Scientology lately, Captain Miscavige needs more money now than ever before,” declared Dr. Eldon Weiner of the IAS Emergency Broadcast Network. “The fact […]
COB RTC David Miscavige – Galactic Samurai
“Flag OT Ambassadors and OT Committee commissioned a sculptor to create a piece epitomizing the cosmic greatness of COB RTC David Miscavige,” gushed Church of Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion. “Galactic Samurai was […]
COB RTC David Miscavige Most Important Man on Earth
Date: Mon, 19 May 2014 From: Sacramento OT Committee <sacotc@sacramentootc.org>Reply-To: Kay Daly <sfkaydaly@gmail.com>Subject: The IAS in a nutshell – from the HechtmansAN IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM THE HECHTMANS! LOVE KFrom our viewpoint, COB is […]
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