As Tom Cruise taught us, Scientologists are the only ones who can help. Scientologists are also the only people who can shatter suppression and handle SP’s. Even as Dr. Kirstie Alley is […]
Protecting the Two Biggest Beings in the Universe From Coronavirus: David Miscavige and Tom Cruise Jet Off to Scientology’s Trementina Base
David Miscavige and Tom Cruise are the two biggest beings in the universe. As such, they must be protected at all costs from the Coronavirus. For this reason, the two world leaders […]
Contrary to Fifth Invader Force Black PR, Scientology Does Not Suck!
Two members of the Fifth Invader Force landed on Earth some months ago in human meat bodies. The demented duo infiltrated Scientology organizations in an attempt at Joking & Degrading and Black […]
Meet a Scientologist: Jabbalanzo the Phraud
This week on Scientology TV we feature Scientologists Jabbalanzo the Phraud and his slippery Adirondack toadie Lil’ Corey. We in OSA have Jabbalanzo the Phraud fighting for Scientology on Twitter. We are […]
Warning: There Are No E-Meters in the Between-Lives Area! Buy Your E-Meter Today!
“There are no e-meters in the between-lives area,” Flag Senior C/S Stayta Kleer warned Scientologists. “You’ve got to make it to full OT this time around.” “What a dangerous thought to consider: […]
We in RTC Have Detected Your Criminal Internet Activity!
Many of the twelve million members of the Church of Scientology began receiving this message today while using their computers, cellphones, and other digital devices. During the New Years 2020 event, we […]
Attention: Scientology Needs Lawyers! Are You Up to the Task?
The Scientologist’s Work is Never Done
Scientology to Quick Freeze Scientologists in a Glycol-Alcohol Mixture
Secret Scientology Super Power Process 9A: The Quick Freeze 1. Following full body immersion in the Soap Tank, the steam catapult hurls the Scientologist fifty through the air like a greased pig […]