COB RTC David Miscavige is inviting you to come in to your nearest Org so we can sort things out and get you back on the Bridge where you belong. 2013 is […]
COB RTC David Miscavige Saves America from the Fiscal Cliff
We in RTC are pleased to announce that COB RTC David Miscavige singlehandedly saved America from going offer the fiscal cliff, this thanks to his heroic behind the scenes efforts in getting […]
COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige’s 14 Point Plan for America
While America plunges off the fiscal cliff and impales itself on the sharp jagged rocks of brutal tax increases, we in the Church of Scientology remain happily tax exempt and continue to […]
Bloated Corpulent Wogs
People who do not join the Church of Scientology and avail themselves of its mental technology will become “bloated corpulent wogs” according to studies conducted by the Wog Assessment Institute, a Scientology […]
RTC Update on Project Mouse Table and Burlwood Pens!
Prototype construction continues on COB RTC David Miscavige’s historical, unprecedented, epic, and overwhelming Project Mouse Table. An aerial image from Google shows a 5,000 foot section of the dark red plywood-fiberglass prototype […]
Be One of the Next 2,000 People to Get Through OT V @ AOLA
We in RTC want you to be one of the next 2,000 people to get through OT V at AOLA. It is a fact that 10,000 people on Solo NOTs will tip […]
New Robot Sea Org Members Under Design
Fed up with theetie-wheetie dilettante pantywaist Sea Org members who can’t take the stern religious correction of kicking, hitting, punching, choking, being thrown to the ground, or having their heads smashed into […]
Black Friday: The Reactive Mind at Work
Their Reactive Minds buzzing and hopped up on psych drugs, the filthy and unwashed wog masses stampeded into retail stores on Black Friday in a frenzied search for useless MEST: Over ten […]
The Church of Scientology Awards Sheriff Lee Baca a Major Award
Today, we in the Church of Scientology bestowed our highest award upon Los Angeles County Sheriff Lee Baca, this for his having handed out copies of The Way to Happiness in Inglewood, […]
Windows 8 and Microsoft Declared Suppressive Persons by the Church of Scientology
Convinced by the slick PR lies of Microsoft, we in the Church of Scientology foolishly installed Windows 8 over our perfectly good Windows 7 OS. We immediately realized that Windows 8 is […]
