We in RTC are shocked at this sort of thing from a former Sea Org member:
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COB’s Trifecta of Technology!
We in RTC are pleased to announce that all of our yesterdays of misapplication, misduplication, misemotion, and yes, misspent decades due to arbitraries have been wholly blown away in a day, and […]
Pull Up Your Socks!
An Inspirational Talk and Call to Action by Dr. Eldon Weiner, CO BT Well hello there Scientologist! With spring just around the corner it’s time to do our annual spring cleaning. We […]
COB Orders: Don’t Contribute Money to SP Mark Bunker!
“I’m issuing a global order forbidding people from donating to the fundraising campaign of SP videographer Mark Bunker!” screamed COB at his staff. “The psychs at the History Channel just attacked the […]
The Tritium Kitty Kat
It was midnight at the Tritium Kitty Kat, an old bar on the outskirts of Roswell, New Mexico. A thunderstorm was rolling across the wide open desert. One agent cane in through […]
Church of Scientology to Replace Russia in G8
Comrade Dr. Frank Wonderman today announced planetary-changing news in the Grand Hall of Exact Data. “Party comrades, I am pleased to inform you that the Church of Scientology has been selected to […]
David Miscavige’s Personal Astrologer Sees Bad Times Followed by Good Times
Captain David Miscavige’s personal Vedic astrologer Jyotisha-Vastu predicts, “hard times followed by good times” for the Church. “The entheta, lawsuits, Sea Org members blowing, and the statcrashes — it is all a […]
Scientology Deniers Classified as Criminals; Ordered Executed
In a sweeping legal triumph for the Church of Scientology and its supreme leader Captain David Miscavige, the administrative court of the Gorno-Badakhshan province in Tajikistan ruled that Scientology deniers are criminals […]
Captain David Miscavige: “The Telephone is Psychotic!”
The following text is excerpted from the deposition of RTC President Warren McShane taken by Ray Jeffrey in Rathbun v. Miscavige et. al. …Q. When David Miscavige is going about his duties […]
Rush Limbaugh: I am a Scientologist and Have Been For 25 Years!
Radio host Rush Limbaugh publicly announced on his show today that he has been a Scientologist since 1991 and credited the Church of Scientology with his success. “Greta Van Susteren and her […]
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