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“We are the experts on aquariums,” announced Church of Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion. “And with that in mind, the Church will be opening a new aquarium here in Downtown Clearwater.” “And quite […]
We in RTC have intercepted “wog talk” and are posting it here for intelligence purposes. This cables intercept is a clear indication that SP’s are plotting against us! Please make a heroic […]
“‘Ideal’ is no longer good enough,” announced his Imperial Holiness Captain David Miscavige from atop his ecclesiastical warhorse Barnabas. Barnabas, whom Captain Miscavige recently appointed Executive Director International of the Church of […]
Last seen heading out for a leisurely swim in a Florida swamp while on vacation, senior Church executive Jenny Linson has gone missing. “Jenny is such a hard and dedicated worker,” explained […]
“In order to terminatedly handle wogs, haters, SP’s, and bitter defrocked apostates, we in the Church of Scientology have launched a massive PR offensive,” announced Church of Scientology spokesman Mr. Ken Delusion. […]
Church of Scientology International “Goodwill Ambassador” Jenny Linson is traveling the world spreading the positive, life-affirming, moral code contained in the The Way to Happiness. As we in the Church of Scientology […]
David Miscavige clutched a Bible in his hands. He humbly stared down at his feet and began slowly speaking. “I am a changed man since I accepted Jesus as my personal lord […]
An OSA investigation has uncovered a troika of three hidden SP’s on COB’s lines. Linson, Yager, and Bloomberg were sent in long ago as deep cover sleeper agents by Psychiatry to wreak […]
Time once again for one of our favorite features: Ask COB Anything! We in RTC are engaging in this unusual solution in order to out create the 500,000+ views (and climbing) YT […]
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