L. Ron Hubbard business consultant Ken Delusion of Los Angeles has been hired by Anheuser-Busch to handle its crisis management efforts related to the firm’s hiring a transgendered social media influencer to […]
1963: L. Ron Hubbard met with Scientologist Charles Manson to discuss how to introduce Scientology to young people who believed that R2-45 was an effective solution for exteriorizing one’s enemies. Essentially, Dr. […]
Will Donald Trump and David Miscavige share a prison cell? This could happen say top legal experts including Chuck Fosburn of New York. “And we know the diminutive Scientology leader David Miscavige […]
Tom Cruise was AWOL from the Oscars as he was needed elsewhere to protect the Earth from a threatened alien invasion. “We in Scientology Intelligence received a credible report that the Fifth […]
Who’s laughing now Mr. Joke Man? While out to get coffee, comedian Trey Southpark suddenly found himself trapped in his Porsche on Interstate 5 during the massive rainstorms here in Los Angeles. […]
US Congressman George Santos said it was actually him who defeated Spacelord Xenu in an epic battle 75 million years ago on the planet Coltus which is 185 billion light years from […]
We in RTC wish to point out that this is how Vladimir Putin handles Suppressive Persons. This clearly proves that Scientology is not as bad as Russia. Sure, some people in Scientology […]
Brawny Toilet Paper Lumberjack Finally Gets His Big Break; Appears in Same Ad Space as Tom Cruise. After decades of hard work as the Brawny Toilet Paper Lumberjack, Scientologist Brad Whypingass of […]
Coming to Scientology TV: A new action show featuring the adventures of The E-Meter Squad. Join this tough new crew of Flag-trained sec-checkers each week as they ferret out hidden masturbators, thought criminals, […]
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