“What was needed,” said Church spokesman Comrade Dr. Frank Wonderman, “was a tough new Watch Dog Committee (WDC) Chairman to smash in ethics on Scientologists.” “Accordingly, the Board of Directors has appointed […]
We in RTC have recently been made aware by our wog attorneys of a new squirrel group called Neurotology. COB RTC David Miscavige was shown selected screenshots of a video proving that […]
“This so-called SNL ‘parody’ is yet another Psych-funded Black PR attack upon the Scientology religion,” declared Church spokesman Ken Delusion. Speaking with more than his usual degree of outrage, hostility, and bitterness, […]
The Church of Scientology’s luxury motor vessel Freewinds is the site of the special OT Hollow Earth Convention. Featuring New OTVIII Mr. Tom Cruise, the OT Hollow Earth convention answers very specific […]
A big OTVIIIisGrrr8! shout out to the IAF Team and Livia Scott!
“The time is now people,” said Thetan Commander Tom Cruise of Scientology Zeta RTC Corps VIII. “Scientology is under attack by the Marcabian Implanter Forces of A&E and its Scientology and the […]
Paramedics were called today when the Church of Scientology experienced a massive panic attack brought on by the imminent broadcast of HBO’s Going Clear. “The rageaholic 65-year-old cult had been slinging mud […]
OTVIIIisGrrr8! 