It was midnight at the Tritium Kitty Kat, an old bar on the outskirts of Roswell, New Mexico. A thunderstorm was rolling across the wide open desert. One agent cane in through […]
The Tritium Kitty Kat
David Miscavige’s Personal Astrologer Sees Bad Times Followed by Good Times
Captain David Miscavige’s personal Vedic astrologer Jyotisha-Vastu predicts, “hard times followed by good times” for the Church. “The entheta, lawsuits, Sea Org members blowing, and the statcrashes — it is all a […]
Rush Limbaugh: I am a Scientologist and Have Been For 25 Years!
Radio host Rush Limbaugh publicly announced on his show today that he has been a Scientologist since 1991 and credited the Church of Scientology with his success. “Greta Van Susteren and her […]
Church of Scientology Suffers a Panic Attack!
Church of Scientology Suffers a Panic Attack. Rushed to the Emergency Room. Prognosis not good.
Police Report on John Doe
Case Number: 588-02-3-19-2014 Date: 3-19-2014 – Central Station. Prepared By: Officer Jones, Badge #3171 Details of Event: While on routine patrol, a white adult male, approximately 5’4″, 130 pounds, and […]
Captain Miscavige Declares “60 Minutes” a Criminal SP Group
“Captain David Miscavige acted with swift ferocity in declaring the Psych-funded wog television show 60 Minutes a criminal SP group,” announced Comrade Dr. Frank Wonderman today at a special emergency plenary meeting […]
Captain David Miscavige and the Sea Org in 2017
We in RTC dug up this jewel from the archives. Published on Sea Org Day in 1992, Captain David Miscavige gushed like a schoolgirl about how bright our future would be. Page […]
The Jehovah’s Witnesses are a Dangerous Cult!
We in the Church of Scientology are not a cult. We are a religion as proven by the highest authority: The IRS. Conversely, the Jehovah’s Witnesses are a cult as proven by […]
How Dare You Call COB “Captain Miscavige!”
From the November 20, 2103 deposition of Ensign Allan Cartwright, Director of Legal Affairs, Office of Special Affairs, in the case of Rathbun v. Miscavige et. al. ref: http://www.scribd.com/doc/195293309/Monique-Rathbun-v-Scientology-Motion-to-Reconsider#download We begin the […]
Church of Scientology calls 911
911: Hemet 911, what is your emergency? CoS: Oh my Gaaaaaaaaawd! COB! COB! He’s locked himself in his bedroom and he’s screaming and smashing everything! COB has clearly gone Type III! 911: […]
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