COB: I hate Australia… I hate Australians! COB ASST: You hate everyone. COB: True. COB: How did I look Lou? Did I look great or what? COB ASST: You looked great Dave. […]
COB: I hate Australia… I hate Australians! COB ASST: You hate everyone. COB: True. COB: How did I look Lou? Did I look great or what? COB ASST: You looked great Dave. […]
After watching Holy Hell, the new documentary about the Buddha Field cult, COB RTC David Miscavige had a epiphany: The Church of Scientology needed to be reinvented as a Speedo Cult. Accordingly, […]
The September IAS fundraiser begins now! Vast and staggering sums of money are needed to fund these vital programs: 1. The Youth for Human Rights International RPF program. The dilettantes in YHRI […]
Hillary had problems at Flag with the OT III materials, but once we handled her crashing misunderstood on BT’s she F/N’d and attested to having completed the level.
Scientology researcher Dr. Kool de Menthol today announced an historic, epic, and planetary-changing scientific breakthrough that conclusively proves the claim of Scientology: There are body thetans surrounding the host thetan. Ordered by […]
Speaking today from the set of Nation of Islam Scientology Education (NOISE), at the SMP studios the Reverend Doctor David Miscavige declared, “Off Source is the new On Source!” Explained the Rev. […]
“If you’re stuck on the toilet, then surely you’ll be stuck on your Bridge as well,” declared Dr. Juan Diego San Kool de Menthol, New OTVIII, three L’s completions, OEC/FEBC with gold […]
“COB Pompous Ass cologne is redolent of snobbery and elitism and yet has whimsical undertones of desperation, lies, and impending doom.” — Perfume & Colognes Weekly “It smells like ass.” Ricardo Flavio, […]
Beset by liquidity issues related to a five-year stat crash downtrend, the Church of Scientology today announced the sale of subordinated debentures to the tune of $2.5 billion. The minimum buy-in is […]