We in RTC have had our wog crisis management expert Mike Sitrick out on the hard and mean wog streets conducting extensive surveys on the public’s attitudes concerning the Church of Scientology. […]
Super Power Building Set to Open in 2026!
A recent rumor on the Wog Internet suggested that the Super Power Building will open only after the LRH Auditorium is completed. This rumor is not accurate. Moreover, this rumor was a […]
Reading Internet Entheta Causes Scientologist to go Type III at Flag!
Sea Org Admiral Tom Cruise has ordered we in RTC to issue a broad public warning to all Scientologists in good standing concerning the dangers of reading entheta online. While monitoring WiFi […]
Crafty Psych Nonsense!
The Church of Scientology is expanding globally at a faster rate this month than in the previous eleven months and even more so when compared to the previous 6.2 years exclusive of […]
Top Vatican Exorcist to Become RTC Exorcist!
Speaking today by cell phone from inside the locked trunk of his car into which he had been suddenly thrust for backflashing COB, Church of Scientology spokesmen Ken Delusion announced that Mr. […]
Pope David Miscavige to Lead the Catholic Church!
Church of Scientology leader David Miscavige has irrevocably declared himself Pope Miscavige and will become the Vicar of Christ on Earth during the Papal coronation ceremony to be held at the Vatican […]
Sea Org Admiral Tom Cruise Denies All Allegations of Abuse, Criminality, Etc.
Sea Org Admiral Tom Cruise recently addressed billions of Scientologists globally concerning the wave of recent attacks on COB RTC David Miscavige and the Church of Scientology. Speaking from the resplendent and […]
Scientology and the Super Bowl
We in the Church of Scientology had planned for months and had everything in place when our big multimillion dollar ad played during the big wog football game called the Super Bowl. […]
Shocking New Data!
We in RTC are releasing shocking new data. Actual surveys indicate that 32.8% of people in the global population are not Scientologists. In other words, wogs still control 1/3 of the planet […]
OT Grant Cardone Speaks on Your Shitty Performances
We in RTC have asked New OT VIII Grant Cardone — a New York Times best selling arthur — to drop by today to ream all of you on your shitty sales […]
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