XXX David Miscavige was nearing the light at the end of the tunnel when he heard a reassuring roar that sounded like applause. He thought back to all of his pleasure moments […]
COB RTC David Miscavige is Missing! Part 6
XXIII COB RTC David Miscavige awoke from a great dream about visiting North Korea where he was hailed as an international hero. He had an incredible headache. Knowing the cure, he pulled […]
COB RTC David Miscavige is Missing! Part 5
XXII Scientology attorney Rick Moxon and his cadre of PI’s took off from Hollywood Boulevard in RTC Viper 1, a specially equipped flying car used in the pursuit and apprehension of blown […]
COB RTC David Miscavige is Missing! Part 4
XVIII Outside the window the impatient Scientology PI’s inspected the dirt planter and found fresh footrprints. Kneeling to inspect them with his large magnifying glass, the lead PI exclaimed, “Elevator shoes. Bingo!” […]
COB RTC David Miscavige is Missing! Part 3
XVI The impatient Scientology Private Investigators were at their wits end: COB RTC David Miscavige had gone missing without a trace in a very dark bathroom inside of the Ideal Org in […]
Church of Scientology to Expand Ties With North Korea
Church of Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion announced today that the Church would expand its ties with North Korea. “Both the Church and North Korea share a similar philosophy of values and so […]
COB RTC David Miscavige Is Missing! Part 2
XV COB’s bodyguards surrounded COB when he entered the restroom. Yet they had no idea how COB had managed to disappear in the dark bathroom. Bodyguard Vance told the PI’s that he […]
COB RTC David Miscavige Is Missing! Part 1
XIV COB RTC David Miscavige had seemingly disappeared into thin air. Senior RTC officials quickly arrived from Int Base to take over the search for COB. These officials ordered an “all hands” […]
David Miscavige Personally Inspects Dirty Restrooms — Part 3
XIII The fight that began in the small dirty man’s restroom spilled out into the hallways and course rooms of the Los Angeles Ideal Org. By the time HCO had brought order, […]
David Miscavige Personally Inspects Dirty Restrooms — Part 2
IV COB RTC David Miscavige has five main Sea Org bodyguards, all hulking brutes. Their names are Vance, Tony, John, Andrew, and Captain Howdy. The thing about COB’s bodyguards is that their […]
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