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Looking Back: Scientology 2016
And now as we prepare to turn another page on eternity, let us look back on what we in the Church of Scientology did in 2016. We almost finished the fundraise on […]
Kirstie Alley’s Scientology OT Charm School Now in Session
Kirstie Alley, Scientology New OT VII feels compelled to slug people in the vagina or the nuts to shame them. These are effective solutions for life Kirstie gained after donating millions of […]
New Evidence Shows Russian Hackers Responsible for Scientology’s Terrible Reputation
Fleet Admiral David Miscavige today confirmed that Russian hackers were responsible for Scientology’s terrible reputation. “Vladimir Putin is behind the plot to destroy Scientology,” said the Fleet Admiral. “Putin is doing this […]
Church of Scientology: We Oppose Fake News!
“As the most ethical group on the planet, we in the Church of Scientology oppose fake news,” declared Church spokesman Ken Delusion. “Unlike the truths we speak in Scientology, fake news is […]
This is why we in Scientology do not trust all the Dr. Sickos in Psychiatry!
Scientology Offering Emergency Auditing to Handle Engrams Caused by Donald Trump
When it was announced on live television that Donald Trump had won the US presidential election, billions of people around the world immediately collapsed into alternating bouts of uncontrollable rage, sobbing, and […]
Defining Moments in Scientology History
Defining moments in Scientology History: Too preoccupied with posing for his PR photo, L. Ron Hubbard never saw the deadly Japanese Zero closing in on him. His somewhat hard won judo skills […]
A Scientology OT VIII Goes Shopping
Scientology Replies to Piers Morgan: We are not “Gutless Cowards and Sinister Little Weirdos!”
“Long on the payroll of the CIA and Big Pharma, the criminal psychopath and major SP Piers Morgan savagely –and the at orders of the ‘big boss‘ in SMERSH — attacked we […]
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