Led by Patron Triple Scoop, Diamond Laureate Excelsius IAS, and New OTVIII William “Big Billy” Parks, the Long Island OT Committee is at the epicenter of Scientology Planetary Expansion. “As you can […]
“The Church of Scientology’s new ad campaign for Fall 2014 is based upon a popular internet meme,” Church spokesman Ken Delusion announced during his daily press briefing at the Scientology One News […]
“Folks are just so doggone crazy about those “all you can eat” specials at wog restaurants,” observed Dr. Eldon Weiner, CO Marketing Development, Flag Land Base. “The Olive Garden offered its a […]
“You can run but you can’t hide,” declared Sea Org Commander Linda Beater, CO of BSOMRU (Blown Sea Org Member Recovery Unit). “And so when Melden Fenster blew the Sea Org in […]
“The MV Freewinds has run out of fuel, electrical power, and food somewhere between Aruba and Cartagena,” reported Commander Ken Delusion of the Scientology Maritime Bureaux. “The ship is now drifting aimlessly […]
“Scientologists on GAT II are going exterior with no perceptions in record numbers,” enthused Church spokesman Ken Delusion. “Exterior with No Perceptions is the single most important GAT II technical breakthrough ever […]
“It can all be summed up in two words,” declared Church of Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion, “COB cares.” “Indeed, COB cares so very, very much that he recently and fully surveyed the […]
“If you did the OT Levels and became confused or stalled, well you’re not alone!” declared COB RTC David Miscavige. “The Bridge to Total Freedom has never been properly understood due to […]
We in RTC are pleased to present another inspirational talk and call to action by Comrade Dr. Frank Wonderman. Здравствуйте! My fellow Scientologists, we in COB’s newly created Fundraising Police have been […]
We in RTC were shocked to learn of a criminal Psych group using the name of “Narconon” in order to sell a bogus “Scientology-based” drug treatment program. To put it bluntly, OSA […]
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