“The Chairman of Blue Eyed Soul is the only way to describe the music of Dave Miscavige,” said Golden Era Records VP Ken Delusion. “And that’s why we at Golden Era were […]
Dave Miscavige: Songs of Scientology Rhapsody
Forwarding Enemy Lines
David Miscavige is an extremist and self‐promoter who has used bigotry and false allegations about Psychiatry to create an environment of hate. His career is based around attacking Psychiatry, swindling others, and […]
Faith and Money: The Two Pillars of the Church of Scientology
Faith and Money are the two pillars upon which the Church of Scientology is forever established. Our members have faith and we have their money. This is true. As a labyrinthine series […]
Scientology & Suppression: The Real Costs
(click to enlarge) A shocking new study released today by Dr. Dirk Duchebaag, RTC Inspector General for Economic Losses, shows the real costs of suppression to all of the churches in the […]
Louis Theroux Plots to Secretly Take Over the Church of Scientology!
We in RTC have been reliably informed that Louis Theroux has hired a David Miscavige impersonator. Theroux’s cover story is that this Miscavige impersonator was hired to portray Mr. Miscavige in Theroux’s […]
Presidential Candidate David Miscavige Wins CNN Debate
Post debate surveys indicate that presidential candidate David Miscavige won the CNN debate by historic orders of magnitude,” said Scientology Director of Polling Dr. Eldon Weiner. “Our initial poll reached 12,000,000 Clearwater […]
We in the Church of Scientology Deny Attacks on HBO’s Going Clear Documentary
Commanding Officer, Social Media Unit OSA Int Captain Josef Gorman today denied that the Church of Scientology was contacting members of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences (AMPAS). “These Academy […]
David Miscavige Makes It Official: He is Running for President in 2016!
Private citizen and global ecclesiastical leader David Miscavige today announced that he is running for President of the United States. “America needs aggressive new leadership. I’m the only one who can go […]
Surprise RTC Announcement: The First Four OT X’s in the World Have Been Made on the Freewinds!
We in RTC are pleased to announce the first four OT X’s in the world have been made aboard the Freewinds. “These OT X’s are no longer homo saps; they have transcended […]
Global Climate Change Linked to Increased Attacks on Scientology
“The evidence is conclusive,” said Dr. Dirk Duchebaag, the Director of the Church of Scientology’s Center for Science in the Public Interest. “Global warming is linked to increased attacks upon the Church […]
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