Secret Scientology Plot Exposed!
Fleet Admiral David Miscavige Orders Scientology Security Forces to Stand Down in Clearwater
After an intense 48 hour manhunt and dragnet conducted by over 1,200 members of Scientology’s security forces, it has been determined that Tony Ortega was not in Clearwater. Nevertheless, the threat of […]
Scientology, Hamburgers, and Sea Org member Johnny Fontaine
Dwayne Dooley, a local non-Scientologist who lived in the Flamingo Apartments in Silver Lake, sat eating his spicy Cajun burger and french fries at the Ideal Pacifica cafe. Sea Org member Johnny […]
Battlefield Earth: Shelly Battles Terl!
Heroes of OSA Statue Garden Unveiled at Flag!
For their unflagging devotion in lying, breaking up families, destroying the free speech of others, and engaging in psychotic Fair Game actions in defense of COB RTC David Miscavige, the “Heroes of […]
COB secret meeting for Karen
A secret RTC meeting in which COB RTC David Miscavige is briefed about the many successes of Karen de la Carriere. Video scripted by the mad genius dandyofwarhols1.
New Sec Checking Sledge Hammer Increases Confessions 4700x
“When applied standardly to kneecaps, elbows, or heads, the patented new RTC sec checking sledge hammer increases confessions 4700x,” declared CO OSA Inquisitions Captain Stayta Kleer. “The new Ultra Mark VIII meter […]
Church of Scientology Sues Alex Gibney and HBO; Demands Return of Going Clear Emmy’s to Rightful Winner David Miscavige
Speaking at a packed press conference at Scientology Media Productions in Hollywood, CO OSA Int Statistics Captain Holotta Delusion declared, “Following a thorough investigation, we in OSA have determined the correct WHY […]
Why the Church of Scientology Full Page Ads Attacking Alex Gibney Failed
The full-page ads failed miserably. Why? We in RTC conducted brutal all-night sec checks on OSA personnel and have obtained the following confession. We are making this confession public for all members […]
Church of Scientology Explains Why It Stiffed Pizza Guys
Church of Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion told reporters today that “slovenly rogue elements” in the Church’s Office of Special Affairs were to blame for two pizza delivery agents being stiffed on the […]
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