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Fleet Admiral David Miscavige Declares Cosmic Emergency!
Speaking from deep within the Top Secret Scientology Galactic War Room in Trementina, New Mexico, Fleet Admiral David Miscavige today declared a Cosmic Emergency. “The menace posed to Scientology organizations by Alex […]
Church of Scientology Launches NGAFAY Campaign!
“In order to terminatedly handle wogs, haters, SP’s, and bitter defrocked apostates, we in the Church of Scientology have launched a massive PR offensive,” announced Church of Scientology spokesman Mr. Ken Delusion. […]
New Scientology “Goodwill Ambassador” Disseminates The Way to Happiness!
Church of Scientology International “Goodwill Ambassador” Jenny Linson is traveling the world spreading the positive, life-affirming, moral code contained in the The Way to Happiness. As we in the Church of Scientology […]
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Captain Miscavige Declares “60 Minutes” a Criminal SP Group
“Captain David Miscavige acted with swift ferocity in declaring the Psych-funded wog television show 60 Minutes a criminal SP group,” announced Comrade Dr. Frank Wonderman today at a special emergency plenary meeting […]
Church of Scientology Leader David Miscavige Is Above the Law and Cannot be Deposed
We in the Church of Scientology have decreed that our ecclesiastical leader Captain David Miscavige is above the law and therefore cannot be deposed in any wog legal proceeding. Our Supreme Scientology […]
Forget 10,000 People on Solo Nots. We Need 10,000 Lawyers for David Miscavige.
Flag’s goal to get 10,000 people onto Solo NOT’s has been temporarily suspended in favor of getting 10,000 lawyers onto David Miscavige’s legal team. All monies in the Sea Org Reserves being […]
Wallace Johnson Esq., Former Chief Justice of Texas, Now Fighting for the Church of Scientology
We in RTC are pleased to announce that our new wog attorney Wallace “Wally” Johnson is onboard fighting for the rights of Captain David Miscavige to conduct a Scientology Jihad against Church […]
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