Having returned home unexpectedly early from a business trip, New OVIII Juanita Romero walked into her bedroom that night and caught her husband Roberto watching… Scientology and the Aftermath!
The Horror!
Church of Scientology Leader David Miscavige Made the Butt of Jokes!
COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige was called the “big cheese” by the unfunny joker & degrader Conan O’Brien. Scientologists — both real and Stock Photo Scientologists — have protested to Conan O’Brien: […]
Scientology on Lockdown as Hurricane Leah Approaches
Scientology is on lockdown as Hurricane Leah makes landfall tonight on A&E. Scientology and the Aftermath.
Scientology Leader Orders Global Disconnection on August 15, 2017
“COB RTC has issued a global disconnection order for Tuesday August 15, 2017,” announced Church spokesman Mr. Ken Delusion. “All Scientologists globally are ordered to disconnect from WiFi, cable, satellite dishes and […]
Church of Scientology Rushed to the Hospital Again! Prognosis is Dire!
After hearing that the A&E show Leah Remini: Scientology and the Aftermath won the TCA award for Outstanding Achievement in Reality Programming, the Church of Scientology collapsed on the pavement and was […]
Fleet Admiral David Miscavige Orders Scientology Security Forces to Stand Down in Clearwater
After an intense 48 hour manhunt and dragnet conducted by over 1,200 members of Scientology’s security forces, it has been determined that Tony Ortega was not in Clearwater. Nevertheless, the threat of […]
Billy on the Street – Escape from Scientology with Rachel Dratch
Scientology Policy Directive: Policy on Missing Persons
Scientology Policy Directive Policy on Missing Persons It is a technical fact that a thetan, as himself, can never be missing. However, due to implants and amnesia on the wholetrack, a thetan […]
Emergency Order to all Scientologists from RTC!
This evening all Scientologists are ordered to report to their Orgs to watch COB’s epic 1993 “The War is Over” event. Failure to report for mandatory viewing will result in an SP […]
Give Billy Eichner All the Emmys for This “Escape from Scientology” Obstacle Course
We in the Church of Scientology highly recommend OT Billy Eichner’s “Escape From Scientology” video. Billy is hereby awarded his Bridge to Total Freedom at 50% off list price. Billy Eichner is […]
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