Buoyed by the success of his Airbus plane-hanging stunt in Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation, Scientology OT and actor Tom Cruise decided to “up the gradient” to the next level of airplane stunt […]
Tom Cruise Movie Stunt Goes Badly Wrong
COB RTC David Miscavige Shows How to Correctly Slug PC’s Using GAT II Tech
Acclaimed as a child prodigy auditor at St. Hill for putting in harsh ethics on his preclear in session by use of a quick rabbit punch to the stomach, COB RTC David […]
The Scientology E-Metermobile Is Coming to Your City!
“The Church of Scientology E-Metermobile is coming to your city soon!” enthused Church spokesman Ken Delusion. “Captain Miscavige and OT Tom Cruise will kickoff the 200 city E-Metermobile Scientology Goodwill Ambassador tour […]
Announcing Flag’s “All You Can Audit” Special!
“Folks are just so doggone crazy about those “all you can eat” specials at wog restaurants,” observed Dr. Eldon Weiner, CO Marketing Development, Flag Land Base. “The Olive Garden offered its a […]
Costume Fundraising Now a Bridge Action!
“Following COB’s ecclesiastical triumph of relocating the Purif and TR’s and Objectives to their rightful place high atop the Bridge after New OT VIII, Mr. Miscavige has now found another piece of […]
Church of Scientology Saves Clearwater from Deadly Terrorist Attack!
“The Church of Scientology has done the impossible,” exclaimed Dr. Eldon Weiner of the Flag Land Base. “There was a very real chance that Al Qaeda was going to launch some kind […]
An RTC Review of Scientologist Michelle Stafford and Her New Comedy Video
A new short comedy video made by Scientologist Michelle Stafford reflects the LRH datum which states that, “Humor is rejection.” In this comedy piece, Michelle Stafford mocks up a lower harmonic valence […]
COB RTC David Miscavige Trapped in Elevator at Flag – Opening of Super Power Delayed
As dramatic security camera video shows, this afternoon for over one tense hour the ecclesiastical leader of the Scientology religion was trapped in a elevator at Flag Land Base. Flag dialed 911 […]
COB RTC David Miscavige Policy on Flag Rejects
COB RTC David Miscavige today announced an updated policy on Flag Rejects. What is a Flag Reject? A Flag Reject is defined in policy as, “Any Scientologist who poses a PR risk […]
Clearwater, Florida is Sinking into the Gulf of Mexico at an Alarming Rate!
The City of Clearwater is sinking into the ocean due to the massive weight of Scientology’s expansion.
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