“We in the Church of Scientology know what it’s like to be the victim of a massive and unconstitutional raid by US Federal agents. This happened to us in 1977 when hundreds […]
Trump Lawyer Michael Cohen Turns to Scientology for Help!
Scientology Chairman David Miscavige to Replace Rex Tillerson as Secretary of State
“Heading into negotiations with the violent and insane leader of North Korea, President Trump felt he needed a far more violent and insane American to serve as Secretary of State for what […]
Is Former Trump campaign aide Sam Nunberg Setting Up an “OT Insanity” Defense?
“We in Scientology have long warned the public that reading the OT materials without proper preparations will cause a person to freewheel through their implants, catch pneumonia, and die,” said Church spokesman […]
A Message from Scientology Leader David Miscavige to Joy Villa:
How dare Joy Villa think it was okay to “play down” Scientology to a bunch of Trump-loving MAGA wogs! How are Joy pretend to be a Christian when she knows that the […]
COB RTC David Miscavige visits the President and First Lady at Trump Tower
“David Miscavige dropped by Trump Tower the other day,” said the President. “He had yuge concerns, very yuge concerns he told me, about Scientology being a persecuted minority religion. David wanted some […]
President of Mars declares: Mars is not paying for Scientology’s Gigantic Galactic Space Wall!”
The Church of Scientology’s top wog lawyer Monique Yingling was launched into outer space this morning at 0815 hours from the Baikonur Cosmodrome in Kazakhstan. Scientology Cosmonaut Yingling was sent aloft in […]
Scientology National Affairs Office — Press Release
Scientology National Affairs Office 1701 20th St NW Washington, DC 20009 PRESS RELEASE Scientologist Trish Duggan today met with senior Trump administration officials to lobby for the establishment of an Office of […]
Scientology’s Open Letter to President-Elect Trump
November 21, 2016 Religious Technology Center David Miscavige UPS Store, PO Box 12 San Jacinto, CA President-Elect Donald Trump Trump Tower New York, NY Dear Mr. President-Elect Trump, As a fellow global […]
Scientology Offering Emergency Auditing to Handle Engrams Caused by Donald Trump
When it was announced on live television that Donald Trump had won the US presidential election, billions of people around the world immediately collapsed into alternating bouts of uncontrollable rage, sobbing, and […]
David Miscavige: I Like to Grab Women by Their P****!
Entertainment Tonight today released shocking hot mike audio of David Miscavige saying, “I like to grab women by their purse because that’s where all their money, checkbooks, and credit cards are!” “And […]
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