“The research is in — and it is profoundly grim and enturbulating even to we who are veteran OT’s,” said Dr. Frank Wonderman, ED of the Ideal Orgs Metrics Organization (IOMO). “It […]
Scientology Ideal Org Shelf Life = Three Weeks
Heroes of OSA Statue Garden Unveiled at Flag!
For their unflagging devotion in lying, breaking up families, destroying the free speech of others, and engaging in psychotic Fair Game actions in defense of COB RTC David Miscavige, the “Heroes of […]
COB DIRECT EMERGENCY ORDER!
COB DIRECT EMERGENCY ORDER! The dumping of valuable RTC copyrighted, RTC trademarked, and RTC licensed products onto Craigslist for $1.00 by bitter defrocked apostates is harming the repute of COB RTC Mr. […]
RTC Emergency Decree: Scientologists Ordered to Not Read “Ruthless” by Ron Miscavige Sr.
Fleet Admiral David Miscavige today issued an RTC emergency ecclesiastical decree forbidding — upon pain of torture, death, and loss of one’s eternity — any Scientologist from reading an upcoming book entitled: […]
Donald Trump Courts Florida’s 670,000,000 Scientology Voters
Speaking from the David Miscavige International Airport in Clearwater, Donald Trump today urged Florida’s 670,000,000 Scientologists to support his presidential bid. Trump made vague promises of making America great again. However, Trump […]
COB RTC David Miscavige Launches the Official Scientology Internet
COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige today launched the official Scientology internet by posting the video of his heroic 1993 speech “The War is Over.” In this triumphal speech, COB announced his singular […]
COB RTC David Miscavige Announces Dianetics II OT Edition
“Even after COB personally and extensively edited and corrected the manifold errors, mistakes, and problems in Dianetics, the 1950 book remains unreadable, ponderous, and unbelievable in every way,” declared Church spokesman Ken […]
David Miscavige: Best Friend of Mankind!
Scientology Disconnection Billboard in Hollywood
Date 29 Feb 2016 From: Bart Dixslurper, Esq To: The Underground Bunker Re: Billboard My office has just been informed of malign plans to cause to be erected in Hollywood a billboard […]
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