Scientology spokesman & cyber-fascist Marty Rathbun is butthurt & enturbulated. He is fuming mad that you SP’s have freedom of speech! How dare you! How dare you SP’s and your so-called books, […]
Butthurt & Enturbulated in Scientology
New Church of Scientology Spokesman Marty Rathbun Denies Everything
New Church of Scientology spokesman Marty Rathbun denies everything. This new Scientology all purpose denial — “it never happened” — is now official Church doctrine. It never happened. Never happened.
Scientology Targeting Children
“With Sea Org recruitment at an all time low, we in Scientology have decided to target children,” announced Ken Delusion. “We’re using colorful clown vending machines at toy stores, ice cream parlors, […]
New Senior Management Team Appointed at Flag
The New Flag Management Team L – R: Nigel Fremont; Dr. Stanley H. D. Dumont; Chester Hillsborough; David Vickers Captain David Miscavige has appointed a tough new and aggressive non-Scientology Senior Management […]
Only Scientology Offers Beam Weapon Protection
Only Scientology can protect you from NWO beam weapon attacks. These attacks seek to implant or kill you. This is why it is imperative that you report to your nearest Ideal Org […]
World’s First Scientology OT X Completion!
“Scientologist and IAS Patron Mega Chromium Excelsis Irma Jean Dinwiddie of Clearwater has become the world’s first OT X completion,” announced Snr C/S Int Davis Jackinoff. “Following Irma Jean’s completion of OT […]
Jenna Elfman the New Face of Squatty Potty
Following the sudden firing of Kathy Griffin, Jenna Elfman has been hired as the new face of Squatty Potty. “This relief couldn’t come at a better time for Jenna,” said VP Ken […]
Kathy Griffin Advises Scientology on Fair Game; Fails.
A simulacrum of the bloody severed head of President Trump was Kathy Griffin’s proposed example of what Scientology FAIR GAME should look like in 2017. Needless to say, Griffin’s visual did not […]
Church Sets Monthly Budget for Scientologists; Orders Scientologists Onto Food Stamps & Welfare
“It has come to management’s attention that Scientologists are not taking advantage of food stamps, welfare, Medi-Cal, homeless shelters, soup kitchens and other sources of free financial assistance offered by wog governments […]
Caved In Weakling Scientologists Engaging in Deindexing Stories from Google
It has been brought to our attention in RTC that Scientology OT’s are having articles about their involvement in Scientology deindexed (removed) from Google. This is a very BAD INDICATOR that means […]
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