Scientology OT and billionaire Bob Duggan has the Midas touch. Having just made $3.55 billion dollars selling his pharmaceutical company Pharmacyclics to a wog drug company, Duggan realized just how much money […]
“What was needed,” said Church spokesman Comrade Dr. Frank Wonderman, “was a tough new Watch Dog Committee (WDC) Chairman to smash in ethics on Scientologists.” “Accordingly, the Board of Directors has appointed […]
David Miscavige turned 55 today and had dinner at the China Palace in Hemet with WDC Chairman and his new vice-communicator Holotta Delusion, wife of Church spokesman Ken Delusion. When presented with […]
Notorious wog documentarian Louis Theroux seems to have been favorably impressed by the rather large binder of testimonials praising Fleet Admiral David Miscavige we sent him. We say this as Theroux tweeted […]
“Styrene, benzine, toluene, freon, acetone, MMA, MEK, exene, cyclopentane and other chemicals are vitally needed in large quantities if we in the Church of Scientology are to practice our religion properly,” declared […]
“While reviewing cash flow numbers today, Captain David Miscavige expressed vague unease at the one hundred million dollars in parishioner money being spent each month on Fair Game and lawyers,” declared Scientology […]
We in RTC have recently been made aware by our wog attorneys of a new squirrel group called Neurotology. COB RTC David Miscavige was shown selected screenshots of a video proving that […]
Confidential: Draft of Freedom Magazine press release — Show only to parishioners in closed-door bonded briefings at Orgs. Bond is $150,000 on this one! We in RTC have learned that a police […]
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