We in Scientology mail out massive amounts of mail everyday. Our mail stream is a nonstop deluge of endless pleas beseeching people for money. Buy a book; take a course; go Clear; […]
Scientology Junk Mail as Pop Art
Resigning From Scientology: Routing Chart & Processes
We in RTC have a specific policy in place to properly resign from the Church of Scientology. The process begins on the second Tuesday of each month at our Interzone Org on […]
The Los Angeles Rams Credit Scientology with Their Super Bowl Win
Los Angeles Rams spokesperson Dick Slagle said the Rams organization credits Scientology’s effective tools for life and livingness with their Super Bowl win. “Scientology taught the Rams what the Third Dynamic means […]
An Apparition of LRH Miraculously Appears in the Decon 7 Fog
While decontaminating an ordinary wog church in Hollywood with Decon 7, Sea Org member Ricardo Echevarria was stunned to see an apparition of L. Ron Hubbard appear in the Decon 7 fog. […]
David Miscavige: Facebook’s $225 Billion Stock Plunge is Due to Its Allowing Attacks on Scientology! Scientology Calls for FB to Immediately Deplatform all Anti-Scientologists!
Scientology Supreme Ecclesiastical leader David Miscavige declared today that Facebook’s stock price collapse was due to the social media giant allowing years and decades of attacks upon Scientology. Mr. Miscavige called upon […]
Retired Football Player Foolishly Turns Down $5,000 Fee to Do a Scientology Promotional Video
Retired football player Tom Brady turned down Scientology’s $5,000 cash offer to do a one-hour Scientology promotional video. Mr. Brady apparently thinks he has so much money he can turn down $5,000 […]
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First Alien Abduction of 2022: The Marcabs Seize Space Admiral David Miscavige
Alien Abduction Incident Report. January 1, 2022. 0632 Hours. Clearwater, Florida. As he walked the quiet early morning streets around Flag Land Base, Space Admiral David Miscavige was abducted by a marauding […]
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How David Miscavige Destroyed the Rogue Scientology Regges Behind the Chase Wave Credit Card Fraud!
We in Scientology hasten to remind the public that we are the most ethical group on the planet. There has never been any “Chase Wave” or even a scintilla of financial irregularity […]
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